I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????


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mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out


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ruinedchildhood:

3 day weekend got me like…


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alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume


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You are the blood of the dragon. Dragons plant no trees. Remember that. Remember who you are, what you were made to be. Remember your words.


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Some women are
lost in the fire.
Some women are
built from it. x


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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.


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cravings:

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO GET A PUPPY AT THIS VERY MOMENT AND IM SMILING BECAUSE I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THEIR HAPPINESS 


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soglideaway:

     


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